Stuck in a fuck

when a man's penis has an unusual hardness. Not erect, but solded enough to have intercourse with. It is usual why the entire day is frustrating.

" I would have asked her for her number, but hanging out all day with the guys has me stuck in a fuck."

by skribble August 19, 2013

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Get the Stuck in a fuckmug.

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied

That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.

by Citybench February 15, 2014

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Get the well fucked duckmug.

fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

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Get the fucking the maggotmug.

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

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Get the fridge fuckedmug.

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

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