I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying

I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago

by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

by bababooeyman69 October 29, 2023

Cow titty tipple

A glass of milk

Good evening governor, I’ll have one cow titty tipple and a packet of pork scratchings please.

by Dickseanhairy April 5, 2026

Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)

Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?

by mccutch11 July 10, 2025

Chinese Finger Trapped

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.

My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.

by SanitizeMe July 14, 2025

Jolly rancher tipper

When a person sticks a piece of jolly ranchers up a soggy vagina and licks it

I gave my girlfriend a Jolly rancher tipper yesterday

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Marge simpson tipping

A woman shitting on a blue condom

Shes marge simpson tipping!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025