Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.
oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out
by Applepippin July 07, 2023
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Golden Shower

Getting urinated on in a sexual manner.
boy: Yo I gave Tahlia a golden shower last night, she loves them!
by naughtybo1 October 06, 2020
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player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.
Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.
by Daene July 07, 2009
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rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner
poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower
by poop jobber October 17, 2011
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Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.
The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.
by TheBoiler January 14, 2018
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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 02, 2019
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fo-shower

showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.
Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"

Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"
by jswizzle4 January 18, 2012
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