monkey wank

when you knock one out whilst up a tree.

eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank

by lokimike October 26, 2008

Trunk monkey

Noun. The act of mounting your sexual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to anal penetration. Whislt this occurs, you must assume the position of the classic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.

She asked for the sex of a lifetime so I turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she'll never forget...

by LedouxMe January 27, 2017

Garden Monkey

A small, lazy, sheepish landscaper who aimlessly wanders your garden, muttering in guttural, broken English while the other wetbacks mow your lawn.

Look at that worthless garden monkey ou there! What the hell am I paying him for!

by Shock-n-Awe November 14, 2011

Poo Monkey

When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!

Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey

by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009

lag monkey

Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.

Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.

by Shadow_Sphinx December 16, 2007

Sexual Monkey

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.

Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!

by RogueJiiineh February 18, 2011

monkey jams

slang for rap music. any tunes that black people feel necessary to blare when they are driving their caddys.

"Those idiots hanging out by the welfare office are blarring their monkey jams way louder than they need to"

any artist whose name starts with "lil'" or "young"

such as lil wayne or young joc

by johanna315 June 23, 2008