n.
1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer
people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups,
people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer
people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The
9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking
water.
2) Kathaksung