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Conspiracy Nut 

n.

1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.

2) Kathaksung
If you believe Trilateral Commission Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.
Conspiracy Nut by The Cabal July 20, 2007
Related Words

wing nut 

an easily turned piece of metal used to hold screws on.
i put the wing nut on to hold the machine together
wing nut by zetsumei naisho March 14, 2005

National bust a nut day 

Men are feeling stressed out nowadays; so they need to relax and Bust one
It’s national bust a nut day, we might as well bust one

wing nut 

A rather enthused fan of the Detroit Red Wings hockey. Usually seen wearing all red and white with a hat in the shape of a wing nut.
That darn Detroit Wing Nut!
wing nut by Kat March 14, 2005

wing nut 

a Detroit Red Wings fan. This phrase was conied in 1997 when the Wings won the stanley cup and people started wearing red wings headgear resembling a wing nut.
Look at that sad wing nut crying because there is no NHL games this year.
wing nut by Vin March 14, 2005

Jack Nut 

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.
My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.
Jack Nut by Carlito's Buey January 8, 2011