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French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot
Gave the misses the old French abortion last night
by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022
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were not french

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person
AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...
by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017
mugGet the were not frenchmug.

Maniac French

Referring specifically to French people who have spawned from the potato fields of Northern Maine. These people tend to be more hyperactive than your typical French person, with ADHD tendencies. Anyone with the last name Leveque, Olette, Pelletier, or Albert should be considered highly suspect.
John has started 4 different projects and haven't finished one. That's because he's part Maniac French.
by Dementia Douche February 27, 2023
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french onion fuck (FOF)

a white-french person who uses his white privilege to get what he wants and his french heritage to be a victim when he gets called out
Mika you’re such a goddamn french onion fuck!

God you’re such a french onion fuck (FOF)
by buck3th3ad April 8, 2022
mugGet the french onion fuck (FOF)mug.

French Pickle

Can be used when you have beat another team or have pranked someone
by FrenchPickler November 3, 2019
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French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.
My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.
by shniggs September 14, 2015
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French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
mugGet the French Tangomug.

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