Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 16, 2013

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Yo Block

To harass your favorite (hot) English teacher.

I'm gonna get ms.mcgyatt taken to Yo Block and get her harassed.

by YOYO DIALLO April 26, 2024

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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

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The dummy on the block

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB

Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block

by Dummy on the block March 01, 2021

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Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.

"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.

by Nigchelle June 23, 2015

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