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BeatOffice 

A seperate structure from your home where you both work and masturbate. Concatenation of "beat off" and "office".
Steve was having trouble getting work done in his house during the pandemic, so he converted his shed into a BeatOffice.
BeatOffice by Steve Shrim October 21, 2020
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Beatdown Hardcore 

Beatdown/Moshcore/Tough Guy Hardcore is a sub genre of Hardcore Punk. It focuses on slow downtuned Entombed style riffing and breakdowns. Mostly it's just mosh parts for dudes to crowd kill and fail their arms too. As a genre, it's so far removed from Hardcore Punk as there is literally no Punk in it. Bands included: Never Ending Game, Pain of Truth, Shattered Realm, Drain, Throwdown, Earth Crisis, 100 Demons, Bury Your Dead, Sunami, Bulldoze, etc.
Person 1: Hey, are you going to Tied Down this weekend?

Person 2: Fuck no, Beatdown Hardcore is trash

Weasel Beater 

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim
I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.
Weasel Beater by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019
The most amazing, kindest, awesome friend on earth. She's an excellent friend and very patient. She will be there for you every time when you need her and she never lets you down. She's one of the mot incredible person on earth and never let her go. Don't ever mess with her. If you do, her besties (especially Jessilyn and Isabel), will hunt you down and kick your gut. She's a sweetheart and an angle. She always does the right thing and would do anything for her friends. Never lose Beatrix. She's like an angle everyone wants to be friends with.
Girl One: Who is that new girl?

Girl Two: Oh that Beatrix! She's the most amazing friend you can ever ask for. Let's go hangout with her!!! She's sooo popular and nice and everyone loves her!!

Girl three: OMG I'm so jealous of her best friends Isabel and Jessilyn!! They're so lucky to have her as a best friend!!

First Cute Boy: Damn, Beatrix is sooo hot bro!!

Second Hot Boy: Bro I saw her first!! I didn't want to tell you because then I can get her number!

First Cute Boy: Fine dude! I'll go try out Jessilyn and Isabel. They're smoking hot too.

Second Hot Boy: Haha nice try bro you're just trying to make me jealous. but Beatrix is ten times hotter because she's super nice and sweet and beautiful.
Beatrix by Jess_dance_ilyn.22 March 12, 2018

ana beatriz barros 

Brazilian supermodel discovered by the director of the Elite Model Management who was vacationing in Brazil. She has done advertisements for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, J.Lo fashion line, Chanel, and Valentino. She is 181 cm (5'11"). She is close friends with fellow Brazilian model, Alessandra Ambrosio.
Brazilian supermodel, Ana Beatriz Barros, has graced the covers of prominent magazines such as Vogue, Allure, and Marie Claire.
ana beatriz barros by Rhysenn April 28, 2006
The best band in history! A few songs:
Yesterday, Help, Yes it is, Norwegian Wood, Nowhere Man, Girl, I am the Walrus, and Yellow Submarine.

Yay for the Beatles!
beatles by RebeccaCS December 28, 2005