Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.

Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?

by San Jamar August 7, 2022

Basedtard

People that think based memes are unironic and attempt to model their personality over a flawed idea of being "based".

Or for when a person goes too far into the "based" direction that they go from a cool guy to someone as *ist *phobic as SJW's.

"I just punched a trans person, my basedness show no bounds".
"You do know that's only funny when it's ironic. Jesus they got kicked out of their house you basedtard".

by perigord August 18, 2022

Basketball

as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"

Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?

(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)

by mouu August 24, 2022

BasedSexual

when this person says someone is attractive, that is now an absolute fact, indesputable, no matter gender or orientation.

b: florence pugh is cute
x: i dont think so
b:well im basedsexual which means that she is in fact attractive

by Shiny Lobster August 31, 2022

Baked

Extremely exhausted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel baked.

by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022

baked

When you are hot (not good looking, just warm)

Yesterday I was baked

by BakedBoy69 September 21, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022