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Jack's back

A term used to signify the return of 24, featuring the legend that is Jack Bauer.
Person 1 : "Are you excited about the start of season 5 tonight?"

Person 2 : "Oooooh yeah, Jack's back baby, Jack's back..."
by Ali JTB October 11, 2005
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Flab Jack

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.
After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!
by Donkey Toboggan October 16, 2008
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ass of Jack

another, nicer way of calling someone a jackass
by crowgrl13 October 1, 2008
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Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."
by DuValicious April 21, 2013
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Wi-Jacked

Losing your connectivity by having your mobile internet usurped by a local hotspot to which you either have no access or required sign-in.
My Whatsapp conversation with Johny was rudely Wi-Jacked by a BT Hotspot. Had to switch my phone Wifi off to continue else get out of range.
by Imlolilimili January 14, 2015
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Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock
Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking
by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013
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Tag-jacking

On Facebook, when somone mentions you in a comment or tags you in a post completely irrevelant to you.
"OMG , like - he totally keeps tag-jacking me on posts his mom writes...she doesn't even know me... I mean really."
by James Kressley April 20, 2015
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