dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

Socks

The cutest name for a dog besides whore-bug

Person1: What's your dog's name.
Peraon2 : My dog's name is Socks
Peraon1: That's the cutest name for a dog ever

by TheOnlyInsight November 26, 2021

cum sock

a nigga that makes socks hard

gage-imma go use my fat cum sock
kayden- ok nigger boy pass it to me after so i can shove it up my pink asshole

by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...

A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

by nigeshvar June 15, 2024

sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah May 7, 2016

grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023