National Give an Otter a Cookie Day

Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!

"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"

by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022

ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party

Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!

by SUBM4CH1N3 March 20, 2023

Pink cookie

A nice wet pink bald vagina made for an all night bender

Dang I can't wait for ol Sally to get off and give me some of that pink cookie

by BadRedneckRoy February 18, 2020

Milk and Cookies

Calling your representatives to remind them that transphobia and bigotry have no place in government or this country. We will not rest until we’ve achieved equality for all, not just the privileged few.

It’s Pride Month Eve! Don’t forget to leave out the Milk and Cookies for all of your loved ones who’s livelihoods are in jeopardy

by Tom Morvolo May 30, 2025

cookie-llionaire

A person that has more than 1 million cookies on Cookie Clicker.

Guy 1: Yooo i got 2 million cookies on Cookie Clicker!
Guy 2: get a life you cookie-llionaire.

by Rbg8 March 22, 2022

White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.

My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.

by gaberiel January 23, 2023

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013