Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.

I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

Social termite

Someone who gradually ruins a social setting, due to their social ineptness. In the same fashion termites ruin a house.

*at a party*
Sarah: "I have had a weird rash lately, want to see? Also, why are you single at your age?"
John: "Please get the fuck out you social termite."

by Gordenmastur May 26, 2024

Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.

Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé

by livejoyful August 6, 2018

Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.

“Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”

by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022

Social Mechanics

The Art of Becoming a Cyborg through the relationship of logic and Legal Paralegal writings

Spock said “Social Mechanics”is his only writings

by TheHangMan December 16, 2024

Social Gunpoint

A situation where someone manipulates social dynamics to force someone into compliance; using indirect means to make their request harder to refuse without appearing rude or unkind.

That woman really thought she could use her child to coerce me into handing her the baseball I've caught! I've been held at a social gunpoint!

by Shelly_ November 24, 2024