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international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
Related Words

Warm Butter Slap 

Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.
After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.
Warm Butter Slap by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Vince Dick Slap 

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.
Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”
Vince Dick Slap by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

slip slap 

When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.
I gave Chris a slip slap this morning because I was too tired to give him head.
slip slap by tootus April 28, 2010

nut slap 

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.
Slap!...u have just been fucktarded
nut slap by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

beaver slap 

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!
The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.
beaver slap by assclown23 April 3, 2003