Vadge Potato 

Something shoved in a vagina for over a month and is released by a queef.

Person 1: Dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My girlfriend farted out a vadge potato while we were fucking last night.
Person 2: Gnarly.
Person 1: I know right. I dumped that bitch.

Vadge Potato by Trippy T September 15, 2011

sorty potato 

Derived from the phrase ‘Sort’ (good looking) but not just any sort .. you are obviously yum.. therefore Becoming a SORTY POTATO

First established by Joey Essex.

Also not to be confused with ‘salty potato’ (very different Conor)

“CORR SHES A SORTY POTATO”

sorty potato by Gee94 January 30, 2020

Full Potato

When a person drinks too much, exits a party / place of entertainment early, empties the contents of their stomach in their bedroom. The vomit has to sit on the bed sheets, in shoes, carpets and on oneself to count.

Mr. Smith had too good a night, this was evidenced by him going full potato!

Full Potato by Man of the night August 2, 2017

Whore Potato

A word best friends call each other :)

Kale': Wow Kayla I love you, you're such a whore potato!

Kayla: Aww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me ya whore potato :)

Whore Potato by Laurennmoore :) January 8, 2009

chinese potato chips

The kind of pringles or lays (walkers) with fucking weird flavours that you've never even heard of. And you can't find normal ones in China.

personal experience with chinese potato chips:
I was looking for a salt & vinegar pringles, but instead all they have in supermarket is blueberry flavour, lemon flavour, cucumber flavour (WTF!), etc.
I mean seriously?! CUCUMBER!

chinese potato chips by shawnofthedead May 14, 2010

Porch Potato

1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.

also:

2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.

OR:

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?

Porch Potato by RaNdOmguurl October 29, 2010

Salty potato

Ash when you mention you voted for trump, or talk about Trump, or talk about anything about trump.

Babe, don't be a salty potato.

Salty potato by pumpkinpotato December 4, 2018