new mexico
The one of the cleanest and beautiful, yet cheapest states with neatly decorated highways and new smooth pavement.
new mexico by Vabq May 6, 2006
Get the new mexico mug.
new jersey
ok, theres alot to say about this DISGUSTING state. i live in NJ and it is embarassing to admit that. New Jersey is the most filthy, horrible, WHORE filled state you could EVER visit. all you see here are DIRTY beaches and grimy people. everybody is RUDE and closed minded. the people are usually unfriendly, ugly, steroid injecting, "drama" obessed townies. everybody looks EXACTLY alike; they all shop at 'bebe', 'Abercrombie & Fitch', and 'Hollister' because they are conforming elitist scum. everybody tries to be tough gangstas but they are just scared little bitches. it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a conversation about music or art because NJ people will be too busy talking about the gay ass episode of 'The OC' they saw last night, and go "OmG!1!!1, aDam BRodY is sO0o HawWt!". STFU whore!
the girls here are bitchy, mean, overly tanned sluts who have severe anger and self image problems. they die their hair like 50 thousand differnet shades of blonde and light brown (and it looks REALLY bad). all of them are UNINTELLIGENT posers who will sleep with anything that moves. NJ girls look exactly alike, its impossible to tell anyone apart.
NJ guys are so incredibly UNattractive. all of them are meat heads who inject steroids into their ass and play sports all day. they will put down anyone who is socially unacceptable or not involved in typical 'guy' things. they all wear the most ridiculous, crappy, clothes you will ever see (like tight ass shirts that show off their ARTIFICIAL MUSCLES and $200 jeans that look like they were attacked by a friggin dog because of the rips in them). there are no NJ guys worth looking at.
the people in new jersey are ALL the same, there is NO diversity whatsoever. if you dont like the yankees, talk a certain way, or spend $400,000 on a car you will be ousted from the group. another disgusting and embarassing thing about NJ is the Jersey Shore. this place makes me sooo mad. its basically the grimiest, bitch filled area you could ever go to. its just so DIRTY and there really are no good people who go there. its a slimy place where FRAT boys and SORORITY girls go to make complete asses out of themselves by getting drunk and contracting HIV from each other. its actually kinda of funny to watch because its so easy to make fun of them!
basically, NJ is a bad place where no one should go. i cant imagine why anyone would want to live/visit here on their own free will. theres nothing worth seeing. one piece of advice: STAY CLEAR AWAY FROM NJ! instead, go scrap your eyes out with a dull blade, it will be less painful.
the girls here are bitchy, mean, overly tanned sluts who have severe anger and self image problems. they die their hair like 50 thousand differnet shades of blonde and light brown (and it looks REALLY bad). all of them are UNINTELLIGENT posers who will sleep with anything that moves. NJ girls look exactly alike, its impossible to tell anyone apart.
NJ guys are so incredibly UNattractive. all of them are meat heads who inject steroids into their ass and play sports all day. they will put down anyone who is socially unacceptable or not involved in typical 'guy' things. they all wear the most ridiculous, crappy, clothes you will ever see (like tight ass shirts that show off their ARTIFICIAL MUSCLES and $200 jeans that look like they were attacked by a friggin dog because of the rips in them). there are no NJ guys worth looking at.
the people in new jersey are ALL the same, there is NO diversity whatsoever. if you dont like the yankees, talk a certain way, or spend $400,000 on a car you will be ousted from the group. another disgusting and embarassing thing about NJ is the Jersey Shore. this place makes me sooo mad. its basically the grimiest, bitch filled area you could ever go to. its just so DIRTY and there really are no good people who go there. its a slimy place where FRAT boys and SORORITY girls go to make complete asses out of themselves by getting drunk and contracting HIV from each other. its actually kinda of funny to watch because its so easy to make fun of them!
basically, NJ is a bad place where no one should go. i cant imagine why anyone would want to live/visit here on their own free will. theres nothing worth seeing. one piece of advice: STAY CLEAR AWAY FROM NJ! instead, go scrap your eyes out with a dull blade, it will be less painful.
new jersey by jetsett May 18, 2006
Related Words
New Jersey • New York • New Zealand • new words • new york city • new • newb • New Hampshire • New Canaan • new orleans
New Jersey
New Jersey by fireball419 March 8, 2009
New Hampshire
One of the five most useless States, up there with Idaho and Nebraska.
This State is composed of the same mix of rich suburbs and small towns as most New England States but without the things that make them interesting : the cool liberal lifestyle of Vermont, coasts of Maine, and ... cities. Nashua and Manchester are really big towns.
Most things people in NH are proud of are either better in Massachusetts or actually in Massachusetts. Should this southern neighbour dissapear, New Hampshire would probably beg for (and be denied) entry into Canada, as its autonomy in most sectors (major seaport, industry, services, agriculture, and culture) is simply nonexistent.
Its main export is middle-aged white people who play golf.
Indeed, New Hampshire has the ethnic composition of a northwestern State (99% white) and its diversity is concentrated in 8 streets, 5 of them in suburban Manchester. Blacks and Latinos will be checked for drugs and guns every couple of miles on the (only) highway (worth mentioning), just to be sure.
The fact that many residents want it to stay that way should bring ample proof that this State is going nowhere.
To be fair, NH has its good sides, especially for retired middle class people looking for an affordable house or a vacation spot : nice nature, absolute lack of danger and noise, and polite people. Amazingly, the existence of Florida has saved this place from its natural role as the Northeast's giant retirement home.
This State is composed of the same mix of rich suburbs and small towns as most New England States but without the things that make them interesting : the cool liberal lifestyle of Vermont, coasts of Maine, and ... cities. Nashua and Manchester are really big towns.
Most things people in NH are proud of are either better in Massachusetts or actually in Massachusetts. Should this southern neighbour dissapear, New Hampshire would probably beg for (and be denied) entry into Canada, as its autonomy in most sectors (major seaport, industry, services, agriculture, and culture) is simply nonexistent.
Its main export is middle-aged white people who play golf.
Indeed, New Hampshire has the ethnic composition of a northwestern State (99% white) and its diversity is concentrated in 8 streets, 5 of them in suburban Manchester. Blacks and Latinos will be checked for drugs and guns every couple of miles on the (only) highway (worth mentioning), just to be sure.
The fact that many residents want it to stay that way should bring ample proof that this State is going nowhere.
To be fair, NH has its good sides, especially for retired middle class people looking for an affordable house or a vacation spot : nice nature, absolute lack of danger and noise, and polite people. Amazingly, the existence of Florida has saved this place from its natural role as the Northeast's giant retirement home.
Kid 1 : Oh no, my parents are taking me to Indiana again this summer.
Kid 2 : Don't complain. Mine are taking me to New Hampshire.
Kid : Thanks, I feel ... better.
Kid 2 : Don't complain. Mine are taking me to New Hampshire.
Kid : Thanks, I feel ... better.
New Hampshire by DocDrax August 1, 2011
New York City
New York City is like 1/2 shit hole and the other 1/2 is awsome. I'll give it places like time square central park and shit like that, but most of it is filled with traffic and mobs of people. The air smells like shit from all the car exaust. To some people it might be the greatest place in the U.S. or maybe even the world, but thats probably only because the only places they've ever been to there are like Brodway and Madison Square Garden. Some people just love NYC because september 11th happened and they've never even been there before. It's not like I don't care that that happened but that doesn't make NYC any better of a place. If your from NYC I respect you, NYC is just not for me.
New York City by who wants to know? January 20, 2005
New Hampshire
It's were we Massachusites screw over our own damn state by buying booze, fireworks, and crap like that and still be in time for the football game at our house
Friend: Dude, we need booze for the Pats game
You: No matter, I'll just hop up ta' New Hampshire. Few minutes
You: No matter, I'll just hop up ta' New Hampshire. Few minutes
New Hampshire by Common Frickin' Sense July 24, 2008
New Jersey douchebag
A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker
New Jersey douchebag by Evilous Dark Power October 17, 2020