barry_the_bantz_machine

A pedo who should kill himself

barry_the_bantz_machine is a pedo

by asddfefwf May 31, 2018

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.

Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "

by Dschizo May 11, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018