Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

Battle Ass

Invented by Theatre kids at Irvington High School. Originally called Battle Axe, but due to mispronunciation, the word Battle-ass was invented. Now a new way of saying bad ass. Normally used for confusing those who say bad ass.

Person A: That car over there is so battle ass?
Person B: What?

by Fred and Bob Crachit March 6, 2011

ass-a-hoy

Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!

Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"

by Naomi February 4, 2005

rip ass

to fart so bad, u can actually feel the ripping of your colon shredding away. can also mean a really loud fat.

"holy crap" (fart)

"dude that was some major rip ass"

by ♣ACES HIGH♣ June 15, 2009

Ass-fuck

The male equivalent to a female being called a cunt in the heat of utmost anger.

Hey ass-fuck, watch where your going!

I am filing for divorce! My ass-fuck husband didn’t come home last night again!

by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008

ass pee

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

ass demon

an ass demon is an extremaly smelly shit

damn bro were gonna have to fumigate after that ass demon

by slitz April 28, 2006