emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)

"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"

by Malcolm No.1 June 1, 2014

The hard working Seth James

A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.

Wow thats The hard working Seth James

by BennyBoyBennyBoy November 10, 2022

hard top

It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.

"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"

"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"

by Rex420 January 10, 2022

Hard

If someone roasts someone and you agree it's true

person 1: "Yo, person 3 you've got no eyebrows"
person 2: "Hard ahhaha"

by ceebs.man September 15, 2017

HARD RESET

The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.

"I was going crazy thank you I just needed a good fuck" A hard reset

by anonymous June 29, 2025

Try-hard

Definition created by filthy casuals who doesn't want to git gud.

OMG, that asshole just killed me 20 times, he's ruining my fun, he's such a try-hard!

by Raul the monkey February 18, 2022