Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

dick lightning

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.

1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.

by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011

Debbie Dick

One who is a total dick about a bad situation; Debbie Downer

1) Tim-Tim, why do you have to be such a Debbie Dick???

2) Tim-Tim: We are never going to win!!!

Andrew: Don't be a Debbie Dick, Tim-Tim.

by PsychoGrenade November 2, 2010

dick wrappers

another name for condoms

Anyone need dick wrappers?

by extet May 26, 2010

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

dick jouster

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick

Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster

by Aarik July 21, 2007

fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

by Brad22 February 16, 2008