The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
by Cheo R September 24, 2022
Get the air canada roulettemug. 
by reverend ballshow February 11, 2020
Get the Air jackmug. So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021
Get the What happens when your losing airmug. A heavy mist of rain. Not heavy enough for a drizzle, but heavier than a mist. Normally extremely annoying, but manageable.
The air piss washed away my chalk. It was going to be a great day in the park, but the air piss started. What a dreary day, full of all this air piss.
by Atlrex August 19, 2018
Get the Air Pissmug. Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.
Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces
In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"
Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance
2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air
Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨
"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.
Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces
In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"
Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance
2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air
Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨
"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"
Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"
Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
by Boston Beast November 21, 2024
Get the Air Beastmug. The phrase used when your foul beast of a partner has just dropped one like its hot just before you are about to go down on them
Honey......are you adequately aired?
Did you ask all your girlfirends that question in the past?
I've never felt the need to????!!
Did you ask all your girlfirends that question in the past?
I've never felt the need to????!!
by MOYESTEED2020 July 22, 2022
Get the Adequately airedmug.