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David

A trucker who once killed a 300 lb woof
by Montombo May 2, 2018
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david

david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.
i love david so much
by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023
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David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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David

will never hit puberty and secreatly has a vagina
David's bitch left him because he has no dick
by goja3456 December 14, 2021
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david

definitely a ginger. only personality trait is being a ginger. type of guy who adds an inch to his height. plays tennis because he couldn’t make any other teams. in the lowest weight class for wrestling
david
by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021
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David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.
Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.
by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021
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david cardus

Phil: I have a David cardus
by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017
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