Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

by Jacstar March 11, 2019

Fuck Boy

A fuck boy is usually a badass guy that is jacked af and gets pussy. A fuck boy is also usually a guy that most guys are jealous of and no matter what girl's say. Girls always want a fuck boy's dick.

-Bro, did you see that fuck boy fuck Kimberly last night? He is such a prick.
- Dude look at that fuck boy benching 315,

by Alex McCall August 18, 2016

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

friend fuck

when you think you found yourself a good friend but they end up talking shit later, you've just been friend fucked

Hey what happened to John ?

Oh he friend fucked me .

Oh that's shitty you'll find someone better to have as a friend

by elidaddy August 25, 2016

fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top

Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!

by lilshea January 10, 2021