microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

toe

One of the best fucking bands in the world. The best math rock band ever and is a must listen in the subgenre.

Person 1: toe fucking sucks
Person 2: I'm sorry but can you kindly go f*** yourself

by Clap420 November 21, 2021

Booted Suited 10 Toes to the Curb

To dress up extremely nice when going out.

I went to the club last night booted suited 10 toes to the curb.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018

Winning at tic tac toe

Having three orgasms (O’s) in a row

Winning at tic tac toe is a good way to unwind, I won at tic tac toe last night and it was great!

by just another random rando July 16, 2021

Rat toe nail

A very rare and exciting item to find. Can be used as an item of food. Some people use them as ornaments or as lucky charms.

''WOAH! Dude i just found a Rat toe nail!'' Said Mystic ''Cool, want to eat it ?'' excitedly responded Ruthra.

by Ruthraz July 19, 2018

toe dust

The crusty ness inbetween your big toe and your middle toe

I have extreme TOE DUST

by Toe Dust April 23, 2018