Apple

An assist used most by stick and ball , and , stick and puck gits.

Ex: I got a hatty and an apple last night. Those boys were scrubs.

Ex: I scored and got a few apples.

by Lax git March 30, 2023

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019

apple

An apple is a round fruit that has a lot of- aw to hell with this. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS

an apple is well known and why are you looking this up

by j20101 June 26, 2017

Apple

How tf do you not kno what an apple is u dumbass go to preschool

Guy 1: I'm hungry
Guy 2: Eat an apple
Guy 1: boi no I want a fukin banana

by Hey that's nice January 13, 2019

Apple

It’s an apple

Mmmm apple

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product

I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!

by xroger6769 August 16, 2012