JANUARY 3rd

January 3rd is your girlfriend has to buy you takeaway day and spend the evening together

Bf “Can you buy me takeaway”

Gf “why?”

Bf “it’s January 3rd, national you have to buy me takeaway”

Gf “okay”

by Ch!ck3n25 December 29, 2025

January 3rd

National let the Homies Hit Day.

On January 3rd Just start fuckin your homies

by Yogga January 3, 2026

January 23

The day where any guys have to send a dick pic to any girl who asks

Girl:it’s January 23 send a dick pic

Guy: oh yeah here! *sends pic*

Girl:oh wow!

by Jackshot January 22, 2026

Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass November 30, 2017

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019