dark lord jesus
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magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair
He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair by planttreesplease January 24, 2015
You need Jesus!
Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return
You need Jesus! by realniQQa143 May 27, 2016
Soy Sauce Jesus
the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.
Soy Sauce Jesus by earthling ed May 3, 2020
pull a jesus
A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.
My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.
pull a jesus by Jessica June 13, 2005
brown jesus
when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.
Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
brown jesus by hick101 October 20, 2010