Fuckin French Simon 

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.

"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"

Fuckin French Simon by Canadian EH tristen December 4, 2007

Reverse French inhale

to prepare for this intimate act ahead of time, your significant other must grow a decent amount of facial hair of the upper lip and come it downs perfectly. The partner with the mustache will proceed to get on their knees and Preform oral sex on the male until he ejaculates. The male needs to be precise because when he ejaculates he need to hit the back of the one preforming oral so the semen can burst out of their nostrils and flow through their facial hair into their mouth again.

Peter- “I gave my girlfriend a reverse French inhale”
Girlfriends mom -“ you treat our daughter too nice”

Reverse French inhale by Venasaurman November 30, 2018

excuse my french 

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'

Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,

excuse my french by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003

morning-after french toast 

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

morning-after french toast by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Pam's French U-Turn 

When a guy blows his load so massive and you can't swallow it so it comes out your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....BY PAM!!!!!

steve blew his huge load down my throat but it was so much it came out my nose..WOW What a Pam's french u-turn....LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Pam's French U-Turn by Pam's friend August 27, 2009

chocolate french 

a french kiss with the added delight of chocolate =P

Britney: with a taste of your lips im on a ride... your choclit tongue slipping under...

chocolate french by Linda August 23, 2004

A French exit 

When the male deficates in the females mouth and she then French kisses it into the males mouth and then he spits it into her arse and then you eat her vagina out from behind with your forehead covered in your own shit

“Hey me and Jessica tried a French exit yesterday and now I have pinkeye”

A French exit by R.I.P Nimbus March 9, 2019