and i have a fish

Generally referring to things that are not important or don't matter.

Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"

and i have a fish by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010

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Strip Go Fish

a adult game of go-fish

Play follows the standard Go-Fish rules with the following modification The loser must strip one piece of clothing

Me: hey do you wanna play a game of strip go fish
Jesse: ok

Strip Go Fish by PieMast3r July 27, 2010

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fish • fishing • fishstick • fishy • Fisher • fish-hook • Fishbowl • Fisheye • fish taco • fish heads

brown fish

often a large matter that can be troublesome to flush.

1)i cannot flush the brown fish

2)the toilet is blocked by brown fish

brown fish by TheBrocks May 14, 2006

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Swedish Fish

A prime example of the Swedish spirit. To make so much, with so little. Red candies with one singular taste, that never the less remain absolutely delicious from start to finish. Seriously, I'd eat a Swedish bitches herps if she told me they were Swedish Fish.

"Go grab me some Swedish Fish, you fuckin' prick."

Swedish Fish by Dr. Goodethyme, PHd. March 6, 2007

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Turtle Fish

A girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. Thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. Pays people to sleep with her.

"Oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! RUN!"

"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."

Turtle Fish by brittneyBitchface April 7, 2009

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Slimy Fish Stick

Another name for calling someone a bitch. Usually that someone being named Lilly.

"Lilly's a slimy fish stick"

Slimy Fish Stick by mbp_7102 January 24, 2017

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Tasty Fish

1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.

1. Damn, check her out! Tasty fish! 2. Mmm...Takoyaki is tasty fish!

Tasty Fish by John Barry July 3, 2006

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