plano turd

Just a normal pile of shit.

Bob: Hey you alright in there?
Joe: Yeah its just a plano turd nothing special.

by A.B.L.E.T. May 13, 2006

Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

by meatracks November 6, 2009

sleeping turd

A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.

P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

Trailer Turd

The oh so familiar & noxious aromas emanating from the most well known trailer in the park.

My family members are mostly a bunch of rednecks & white trash. We've even won the admiration of our friends & enemies by winning the recent trailer turd contest. The judges scored our trailer over two blocks from where it rests because the aroma was more than sufficient from that point.

by Dr_Jeff_PhD October 9, 2012

turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008

rat turd

A very small type of Thai chile pepper with an appearance similar to rat droppings; extremely fiery hot!

If you put a rat turd in your recipe, your Thai red curry will be very spicy.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

nail turd

When a lady is putting one or more fingers up their lovers rectum. Deep swirling , fingers curling and circular motions will help to get the best effects for this.
Once the rectum becomes sore, remove finger/fingers to examine and sniff the nail turd.
Extra points to eat the prize.

"Hey big boy, look at the nail turd i got tonight!"
"Have you been eating seafood again??"

by smackypap February 4, 2007