judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.

Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.

by Dblankity May 8, 2015

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates

People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for

by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025

hard

when ur penis is hard

when i see amani everytime my dick go hard

by tofuchain August 31, 2021

hard spam

Physical junk mail

I checked the mailbox, but there was nothing but hard spam.

by Lecksi November 9, 2020

Soviet Hard On

When Sir. John A. MacDonald has a secret man love for the rebellious half breed, Louis Riel.

Cazz has a Soviet hard on for history

by Cazz's Momma May 5, 2021

Hard 8s get second dates

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.

We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates

by Damien Monroe October 5, 2019