Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego
Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it
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Get the pants potato mug.PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE
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