Blow Job

It's oral sex which goes through the mouth and the women tends to chocke on it cause its to bug but secretly she will ask it everyday

Jamie, would you like a blow job? Cause I will here we go

by Strandy bear February 21, 2018

Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017

Job Scramble

When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.

"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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by DirtyXVegass April 4, 2011

Dog Job

'Dog Job cannot be described as a single action, it is job lot of Dog Jobbing'

Usually occurring in the back of ones car, dog job can also be known as Doggy Style. The female in the scenario will be bent over on all fours whilst the male is vigorously ragging her from behind in a style reminiscent of a spaniel / other dog breed of a similar size.

Kwistian - do you fancy a bit of dog job in the back seat of my car tonight

Wucy - Very good

by 💣︎♋︎❒︎🙵 December 24, 2020

Steve Job

The act of jerking someone off with an apple

She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.

by michael dickless April 9, 2015

Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003

union job

1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.

2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.

Union Employee:
Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.

Non-union Employee:
I don't know about you, but I have to work.

Union Employee:
Fuck that. You need a union job.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009