Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck 

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

i like it raw 

Having sex with no protection and loving it. Who wouldn't love it? Your mama and daddy loved it.Its great at least with a clean person that ain't gonna have u burning when you pee.

Did you strap up with that hoe Myesha? Naw, son you know I like it raw!

i like it raw by msudontevenknowit September 12, 2013

leaks like a sieve 

phrase commonly used to say that something is leaking profusely when it is not supposed to leak at all. A sieve is a wire mesh or perforated metal utensil used for straining or sifting. Therefore anything that is leaking like a sieve is not holding water at all.

I have tons of water damage from the rain. My roof leaks like a sieve.

leaks like a sieve by Joe Sausage July 13, 2005

Listens like a brick 

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

Listens like a brick by James Fraser January 31, 2008

Bake like Betty Crocker 

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

Bake like Betty Crocker by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

Livin' like a 2600 

Having technological gadgets that appear to be obsolete. Having to update your cell phone, myspace page, Ipod, etc.

"Y'all don't have Xbox live? Man, you livin' like a 2600!"

Livin' like a 2600 by det. Quinn April 13, 2009

Scraight like a scraightball bat 

1.your good or your straight 2.the opposite of gay. It is derived from the saying queer as a football bat.

1.Are you okay? Yeah man, I'm scraight like a scraightball bat. 2.You're queer as a football bat. No I'm scraight like a scraightball bat.

Scraight like a scraightball bat by Mr. Jizzmeister July 14, 2009