Lesbian

You like boobs not dick

Girl 1: I’m lesbian

Guy 1: I can make you straight

Girl 1: do you have boobs or a vagina

Guy 1: …no
Girl 1: ok then

by Lesbiangod00 December 14, 2021

Lesbian

Non man attracted to non man.

Person 1: hey! I’m a lesbian
Person 2: but your non binary?
Person 1: yes, because any non man can be a lesbian and be attracted to any non man.

by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021

Lesbian

You and me.

"I'm a lesbian, hunter." or a lesbian hunter

by Musicalbean May 21, 2024

Lesbian

A girl who likes another girl

Mya: I'm lesbian
Leila: me too wanna be my GF
Mya: ofc baby girl

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

Lesbian

A Girl/Nby who like woman titties and not Man titties

I am a lesbian.. i will not fuck you kyle, i like women tits.. not the ugly kind of saggy man tits

by gothboobies February 15, 2022

Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.

Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025

Lesbian

A non-man loving a non- man.

Girl: I’m a lesbian
Dumb guy: oh so you like girls?
No, it means I love non- men.

by ino_ssuke December 28, 2021