John Whyte

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..

"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)

by 4U2nv5150 January 31, 2022

john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny

hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube

by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022

john dinkleberry

Typically a very fast, sexy man who could tackle the economy, his blue hair makes even Theresa’s look awful

How sexy is john dinkleberry

by Nan slayers May 1, 2022

John Cena

Invisible

You can't see John Cena

by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022

John Hall

This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.

You don’t fuck around with John hall

by English assassin November 25, 2021

John Louie

John Louie is amazing

John Louie is amazing

by ZEREFFFFF March 8, 2022

Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009