hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Hard-Timing

Prison term that describes an inmate that concerns themself with things that are out of their control; making their prison sentence alot harder than it is

Chris: Mike is always worried about shit that he can't control.

Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."

by Pharmacyboy101 December 14, 2023

mia harding

Living goddess she is hot and smexy and makes u go hard

That girl is so hot she must be a Mia Harding

by RoRo Rox July 8, 2019

travel hard

To travel hard like a ****

After the pandemic ends, Erralyn is going to travel hard.

by p4nd4m0n1um May 10, 2021

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024