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poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex
My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss
by Jokerweb626 October 4, 2015
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Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.
Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?
by JustABastard October 29, 2018
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minty poop

My stomach was aching but I had to brush my teeth so I took a Minty Poop
by Espidermon321 July 10, 2018
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Poop Chip

A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.
You want a poop chip

What the hell is a poop chip
by Na'Khiya October 8, 2018
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squirt poop

An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.
Yo, I went to Taco Bell the other day. It didn't sit well with me, I had squirt poop all night!
by kd2950 June 24, 2019
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brain poop

when you have to poop so bad you poop you brain
by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019
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Cow poop

when a cow shits while having buttsex
Person: I just saw some cow poop...
Dumbass: What bullshit.
by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 15, 2017
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