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quantum thought

Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.
"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."
by KayVonPaul June 3, 2021
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Toe touches

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’
by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021
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Barbie touch

When a guy fingers you with cold, rigid hands.
My boyfriend gave me the Barbie Touch.
by Pdizzlest July 26, 2021
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Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
by MangoMelon August 9, 2021
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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
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Morales touch

moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch

When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.
I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.
by dasapollo September 13, 2021
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Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit
by willy touch woman September 24, 2021
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