take your wig off

Stop lying, stop hiding thing

I didn’t know dating his friend would cause so much drama. Girl take your wig off!

by BossBur September 22, 2018

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take a hit make a play

absorbing a minor setback to make a major comeback

commonly used in hockey

Aye bro i’m still on delivered.
No worries, take a hit make a play- we’re going out tonight.

by dryrock0 October 13, 2022

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Take a seat, spill the deat

It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.

Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat

by Matt0909 November 24, 2018

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When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”

I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig

by Long john slider October 17, 2017

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take my cheese and run

a phrase used when you are leaving a place in a hurry due to a potentially dangerous situation

"Man, it looks like this storm is coming in fast. The news projected possible hail and tornadoes."

"Well then I better take my cheese and run, because I don't mess with tornadoes."

by cheeseguy24 November 11, 2022

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