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I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.
Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME
by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015
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you got burrowed

when an NFL football team and its idiot fans (they know who they are) get their hearts ripped out by the young assassin Bengals #9
lol. Don't cry Ravens fan, you thought you had a chance to win, but instead you got burrowed
by Nati47 April 21, 2022
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Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.
U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
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got me lit

1. The act of being enlightened. Beyond light.

2. Intoxicating without the act of intoxication
by CynicalBitch November 4, 2017
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she's got a picture of an anime girl's face

This is to do with Wilbur Soot's 'I'm In Love With An E-Girl', an absolute classic.

Now who is Wilbur Soot you may ask? Well he is a man who fell in love with TommyInnit many years ago.
"She's got a picture of an anime girl's face!"
"Just a single"
"Nothing more"
"Send her rubbing up my ethernet cord"
by GiggleOfficial August 20, 2021
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I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.
Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"
by JBays99 April 19, 2023
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