Definitions by gigglyxmuke

I got the porn 

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME

I got the porn by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015

Delivrage 

When you ordered something online and it hasn't arrived and the promised time of arrival has passed. It could also be when you ordered something online and it doesn't come the way it was supposed to, etc.

Me: *buys merch online*
Me:*Says 4-6 week delivery *
Me: *4 months later*
Me: EGHNDEFUGMHCSVGHEFODMVBISDLOFHULVIM
Person: What's wrong with you?
Me: DELIVRAGE

Delivrage by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015

Salad 

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.

Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.

Salad by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015

Followtrain 

A chain (mainly used on instagram) started by one person. You repost the picture so people get to like the picture and you and the people who reposted the picture or didn't need to follow everyone who liked the picture. If anyone that you followed that liked the picture does not follow back within 24 hours, you unfollow them. Followtrains help you gain a whole bunch of followers without apps or pay.

Person: How did you get so many followers? You probably buy your followers.
Me: Followtrains, bitch.

Followtrain by gigglyxmuke January 11, 2015