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Peter Jackson

The greatest and most genius director ever! Has directed many movies, but most famous for Lord of the Rings trilogy...
"Hey did you hear about Peter Jackson's newest movie?"
Peter Jackson by Heather December 9, 2004

jack off 

if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.

if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?
why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?
The term jack can mean various different things. Such as;

Jack...A persons name

Masterbating....Jack-in off

Stealing..Man Ive been Jack-ed

Clothes....Jack-et

Card game......Black Jack

Wining...Ive hit the Jack-pot
A man yelled jack, he saw that he was jack-in off. At this point a hooded figure Jack-ed the man jack-in off. He stole his Jack-et. Inside was lots of money, the theive decided to play black Jack, on the first deal he hit the Jack-pot.
Jack by Bigshaw aka Bradshaw July 7, 2011

jack off 

5 knuckle shuffle
when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.
jack off by alex December 30, 2003

Jacksucksatlife 

Jacksucksatlife or Jack Massey Welsh is a YouTuber with the maturity level of a 12 year old with over 800k subscribers who makes a variety of videos such as the following: paying girls on Fiverr to pour slime over their heads, playing Minecraft with Jesus, making a diss track on a child, abusing his YouTube rank on the Minecraft server hypixel to build eggplants, breaking his own Minecraft server in various ways like placing thousands of blocks of tnt ruining spawn, being generally irresponsible, and most notably making a girlfriend mod showcase naming various names for "breasts" which is his most popular video and the one he's most proud of.
Jacksucksatlife hasn't come close to winning Minecraft Mondays, and he probably never will.

Janet Jackson'd 

A nipple or boob slipped out of suprise; an exposed breast without the notice of a women until too late.
Leyla from the Raw Diva search Janet Jackson'd near the middle of the Bikini Boot Camp!
Janet Jackson'd by Psycho Neo July 31, 2005