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Steam Donkey 

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.
Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.
Steam Donkey by LazySage October 27, 2014

porch donkey 

a black male less smart than others
Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!
porch donkey by Bb stol3 April 9, 2017

Sea donkey 

A sea donkey is very attractive and is agile and quick like a fish but they like donkey's. Sea donkey's can be nice but they can also be hostile(mean). Sea donkeys are very cute or beautiful in alot of ways.
Look at him... He is a sea donkey!!
Sea donkey by Bob banker June 12, 2018

The diapered kicking donkey 

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.
"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"

Flogging The Donkey 

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.
Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

fucked the donkey 

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.