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Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
by Schön January 21, 2022
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Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
everyone wants to be like a jackson christian
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
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Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.
Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm
by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023
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christian

he is the sweetest best friend you could ever get. u will fall in love instantly. he is kinda a player so he tells u the number of crushes he has. but once he asked u out, u just can't say no. but once you say yes, the is the best boyfriend you could ever get in your whole entire life. it's just that he might make and a little awkward. the worst part is that he will lose feelings instantly but he wont tell you. he'll only say once u broke up with him. he will start hanging out with u and your friends but talk to your friends and pretend you r not even there. he will stop talking to you and never give eye contact. but this is only if you are his ex. if u r a random girl that hangs out with him, he'll make you feel great. he always has a group of girls around him and likes all of them. get another gf just days after his breakup. he is very cute and has a baby face.
kim: omfg i luv christian

Angie: uh... but he's a player
by omfgilovedick September 19, 2019
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christian davis

christian davis is the hottest person in the world. he’s in love with addy self
yo did you see how good christian davis looked today
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Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
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Christian

A hot creamy guy with a 8’ cock.
OMG Christian made me squirt
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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