Go break your ribs

To suck your own dick.

Hey Brad go break your ribs.

by DP Dangerous January 7, 2012

stove piped your sister

To have meaningful sex with ones sister.

i.e. Hey ziggy, I stove piped your sister last night and she loved it.

by Stove piped your sister April 13, 2015

get on your knees

give me a blowjob bitch

get on your knees: women kneels over, places herself in position where she is on her knees, unzips males pantaloons and thus gives oral sex.

by bazbear March 16, 2011

Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009

Your name

1. Something Urban Dictionary always suggests that you look up. In fact, you're probably only here because of that. In fact, you're probably that kid that, when reading pre-written speeches or books, always read "And then *insert your name here* got hit by a truck" and didn't insert your name.

You rebel.

2. Also happens to be something that that scumbag ex of yours has tattooed on his bicep.

Stephen: Hey whats your name?
Stephanie: Kissm Yass

by *Insert your name here* April 14, 2013

Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.

A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!

by AlexandriaC February 11, 2009

Bless your heart

"You dumb b*tch."

A southern way to cuss out the ignorant.
You: "OH my gosh, I just failed my midterm after I spent all my time with 'X'!"
Any southerner: "Bless your heart."

Ex 2
You: "wow, can't believe there is a whole other culture down here!"
Some southerner: "Bless. Your. Heart."

When with friends, it is sometimes said in a teasing manner while still calling you out for being dumb
A big favorite southern saying

by It's me n yall know it February 16, 2021