Snake

A. -Someone who slithers in the grass and claims to be your boy only to stab you in the back when the opportunity comes along.

B. Mike Galdo

Example: I had to cut the grass and found a snake...Mike Galdo.

by Tre126257 June 7, 2018

Snake

Simply A 6'9 Man Named Kevin Durant

"Golden State Plays Tonight, And That Snake Comes Back."

by Lil Wigi April 11, 2017

Swallowing the snake

Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.

Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.

by woah bro chill September 27, 2020

Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021

italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023