HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

Just let Nature run its Coors

I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.

Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

The Rutland Run

When someone runs (or stumbles) across the highway, disregarding any and all traffic, instead of using a crosswalk.

Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.

“Jesus, that moron almost got hit doing the Rutland Run to get to Dunkin Donuts!”

“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”

by spaceman420urdog March 22, 2024

Black naruto run

Running while hancuffed with the hands behind the back

-The suspect is trying to flee on foot
-Wasn't he handcuffed?
-He's doing a black naruto run

by IG-88r April 3, 2024

Hit and Run

When you hit it and leave quickly often due to the person having a spouse or some form of partner.

“Man, did you hear about Jessica? She got into multiple hit and runs this week with the same guy”
“Damn that’s crazy”

by Lizard24 April 19, 2024

Pit and Run

What owners of shitbulls typically do after their dogs attack another lifeform (running away from the scene)

Usually combined with a “They’ve never done that before.”

I just witnessed a pit and run after the shitbull got its pup cup at Starbucks.

by GeorgeateGayle April 29, 2024

Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024