Robert

A gentleman of Chinese descent, possessing a deficiency in intellectual acumen, woefully struggles with the art of badminton, and regrettably exhibits an overall lack of proficiency in embodying the rich cultural essence of his heritage; as a consequence, he often finds himself repelling the affections of the fairer sex.

Bro Robert is not Chineese

by bluepoint April 23, 2025

Roberts'd

Verb: to have two defense attorneys.

Man, that defendant should have been a felon twice by now. We got Roberts'd on this one.

by RollercoasterFanatic69 August 8, 2025

Roberts'd

Verb: the legal arrangement in which a defendant is represented simultaneously by two separate defense lawyers during a proceeding, but one is a prosecutor.

Man, that defendant should have two felony charges by now. We got Roberts'd.

by RollercoasterFanatic69 August 8, 2025

Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

roofer

Nah. Nope. No. There happens to be statement that don't happen to be the truth. There happens to be statements that don't happen to be the truth. Not "A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3."

Not "a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.
That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out." Not "She is crazy as a roofer!" /

She is not a roofer!

by JordanJohnsonistheone September 19, 2025

Robert !

my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)

oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky

by drulez2008 May 17, 2025

Robert Vento

A GenX badass who does not take shit from no one, a Boss.

Damn…Robert Vento is here let’s go before it’s too late!

by Coming thru May 22, 2025