Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em

I had to play, I had Kleins mom

by mike April 25, 2004

your mom

some really bad joke that pimply faced nerds like to say to their friends to everything just to get a cheap laugh

jeff: morrow your so god damn dumb you got fucking a 37% average
morrow: yeah well uhhh your mom

by jeff March 28, 2004

your mom

Kinda overrated form of insulting. What about "Your daddy?"

N.M.R. feat. YOUR MOM - Let Them ClimaxX (NK G3 Suck Mix)

by dj gs68 May 20, 2003

Your mom

1. The female who gave birth to you.
2. A comeback when you can't think of anything else to say.

"Dude.. your mom sucks."
"Yo. How's your mom doing?"

"U SUX0R"
"YEAH WELL YOUR MOM!"

by Your mom. November 2, 2003

Your Mom!

During an argument, one can use Your Mom! to turn the tide in his/her favor. Used only when you know that you can't possibly win the fight with an actual reply. Also note that your oppenent can cancel Your Mom by repeating it after you.

Todd:...And that's why I'm right, Chris.
Chris: Yeah...but...your mom! Oh! It's on!
Todd: Oh yeah? Your mom too! Burn!
Chris: What? No, you can't do that! NOOOO!

by SgtSalad December 28, 2005

mom and pop

A business which poses as a knowledgeable and capable entity, but which is actually just a couple of clowns trying to make an easy buck.

Larry: I just paid $5,000 for this really awesome course in

digital film animation screenplay-based photography!
Bill: Oh yeah?
Larry: Yeah boyeee! I'm gonna make some cool s%$t after

I pass my course and get rich, yo!
Bill: So what are you doing in the course now?
Larry: Ahhh, ummm...well...we're uh...doing..this..uh...
Bill: Sounds to me like it's a mom and pop op.

by any none March 22, 2011

your mom

When you hear someone say this you instantly know that they are the biggest fucking faggot you will ever meet and that you should make fun of them and never be friends with them

"Hey Bob wats up"
"Your mom!!"
--everyone beats Bobs ass down--

by your best friend December 9, 2004